Renese
Flying First Class
Ahhhhh...I can't go back to economy. coach. whatever that class is that ain't first. I'm a woman first and foremost, and the most...
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Renese
- Apr 19, 2016
- 2 min
I am Going to D.C. on 1/20/2017 and You Should Come With!
I love the President very much. So much. And as I'm writing this, my head is steadily lowering into the keyboard, saddened that one day...
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Renese
- Apr 5, 2016
- 3 min
Music is Too Damn Stupid (and Loud)
Ok, So...I can't do it, ya'll. In the words of Awesomely Luvvie: I am unable to can. Today's music is just too loud and stupid. I've...
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Renese
- Mar 11, 2016
- 2 min
Dear Robert Kirkman: Please save Ol' Boy from His Wig on The Walking Dead
i was watching The Walking Dead the other night, and something really disturbed me. it wasn't the fact that rick's group has gone all...
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Jennifer Ford and Candace Campbell
- Mar 2, 2016
- 5 min
Let's Play a Game Called: Dirty Nigga or Nah?
(It ain't Black History Month anymore, so I can go back to using the word.) There are daughters leaving the nest every year. Some go off...
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Renese
- Feb 20, 2016
- 3 min
NEWSFLASH: I Slept WITHOUT a Silk Bonnet for Two Nights Straight!
I know a thing (literally, just a thing) about journalism because it was my initial major in college. And I only remember this: In order...
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Renese
- Feb 11, 2016
- 4 min
Dear Bey: Let's Get "In Formation" for Donald Glover
Ok, So...Like everybody, I am inspired by Beyonce's newest ripping-ya-wig-off or reverting-those-edges-back-to-4C-land (and keeping 'em...
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Renese
- Feb 4, 2016
- 3 min
Women: Let Your Fellow WoMAN Poop in Peace
Forrest Gump had to pee when he met President JFK. He wasn't embarrassed, and the President let him do his business in The White House...
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Renese
- Jan 28, 2016
- 2 min
Still Poppin' Sunflower Seeds? You're Grown Now. Stop It.
I loved sunflower seeds growing up. Loved them. And I only know Black girls to pop 'em because guess what? I'm a Black girl. Grabbing a...
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Renese
- Jan 8, 2016
- 4 min
Ok, So...Adults: The Boogeyman Does Exist, and His Name (or At Least One of His Cousin's) is Man
I HEART Horror films. I always have. There is something fascinating about an unable-to-die serial killer. A killer that just keeps...
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Renese
- Jan 7, 2016
- 4 min
Dear (Black) People From Chicago: Do Ya'll Know How Country Ya'll Are?
On this 6th day of January in the year of 2016, I've come to grips with something pretty major. Transformative, actually: Chicago's Black...
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Renese
- Nov 23, 2015
- 5 min
My Friend Went On a First Date, and In Retrospect, It Was God-Awful
Ok, So...my girlfriend went on a God-awful first date last week, and I can't allow another full 24 hours to go by without writing what...
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Renese
- Nov 13, 2015
- 3 min
#Staycations For The UnMarried and UnBaby-ed (As of Now)
Ok, So...i staycationed in a city where everyone vacations. LA! why have I not done this in the 8 years I've lived here? i think...
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Renese
- Nov 11, 2015
- 2 min
My Love Affair with (Low) Heels
i heart Heels. (low ones, that is). and I think every woman should love them. i mean, every woman should love wearing them. (Again,...
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Renese
- Oct 23, 2015
- 3 min
Dear Hollywood: It's Me Again.
Perhaps, I should have given you a bit more time to chew on who I thought didn't really fit the "hot on-screen actor" title, but before...
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Renese
- Oct 22, 2015
- 3 min
Dear Hollywood: Stop Insisting These Men Are Fine
Dear Hollywood, Ok, So...I think I'm at my boiling point with you pulling Jedi Mind Tricks on us, the public, about who is and who ain't...
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Renese
- Oct 9, 2015
- 2 min
Work Stress
WORK STRESS. We've all had it, but which person are you when you're stressed? Exhibit A. Mean Panda. Exhibit B. The Hyperventilator...
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Renese
- Oct 2, 2015
- 3 min
(please) Let Your Boobs Breathe on the Weekend
OK, So...anyone who has known me for more than 10 years knows that I was the girl who didn't wear bras. Yea. That was me. In high...
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Renese
- Sep 26, 2015
- 2 min
Black Entertainers and Unicorns
("Unicorns" is a metaphor for something. Let's see whether you can figure it out) Hello! This is the latest day in one week that I've...
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Renese
- Sep 17, 2015
- 3 min
About The Dull-Witted And How They End Up Sitting Next to You at Work
OK, So...I'm really dumbfounded that dumb people work. In General. That they work. At All. This is not about "mentally challenged"...
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