Renese
What Designer Label Am I?
I am now into designer clothes. I get it. Have you ever allowed a Fear of God hoodie to drape your torso? Or felt up a t-shirt by...
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Renese
- May 1, 2021
- 1 min
Spinach Is a Bold Face Lie
OK, So... I love spinach. It's my second favorite vegetable at the moment. Sautéed garlic spinach. Salt & Pepper spinach. Grilled cheese...
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Renese
- Apr 20, 2021
- 2 min
Some of These Spanish Translators Be Lyin´
I am fed up with some of these Spanish translations. They are trickin´the hell out of yáll...and me, sometimes! Ok, So...I speak Spanish....
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Renese
- Mar 31, 2021
- 1 min
Whatever Happened to Regular Phone Calls?
I had such a lovely conversation today with an ex-colleague. No Zoom. No Facetime. Just a regular ass phone call. Remember those? Ok,...
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Renese
- Feb 1, 2021
- 2 min
Why is January (Not Jones) Always the Slowest One Out the Door?
Seriously, why is January always the slowest one out the door? “Yea, I’m about to leave...but what about that thing with Jocelyn though?”...
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Renese
- Jan 26, 2021
- 2 min
On the Subway Again!
I have been very privileged during this pandemic. I have a car. In New York. It’s a luxury that most people tell you to sell before you...
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Renese
- Dec 30, 2020
- 2 min
“Soul” Pierced My Soul
My partner and I just finished watching Disney’s Soul, and O-M-G. Me in real time: SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! That...
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Renese
- Dec 27, 2020
- 1 min
Another Case of What The Heck Do I Write About?
One of my 2020 New Year’s resolutions was to write two blogs posts a month. I’ve been able to stick to that for almost every month. Kudos...
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Renese
- Nov 18, 2020
- 2 min
I Think God Would Swipe Left on A Lot of You Niggas
It’s 9:11p. My hair is deep conditioning under a yellow plastic cap. Classic New York Jazz is playing on YouTube, and like all wash days,...
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Renese
- Nov 13, 2020
- 4 min
How to Plan a Zoom Birthday Party...Because People Ain't Following Instrx During The COVID
Welp! You’re probably reading this because you just got news that your city is forcing you to stay indoors again because idiots don’t...
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Renese
- Sep 30, 2020
- 2 min
Trump is the Real-Life Biff Who Needs His Ass Beat
I’m literally talking about throwing hands. Knocking him out. Making him see colors. That kind of beating. Because there are just some...
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Renese
- Sep 17, 2020
- 3 min
Ruby is The Black Folks with a Seat at The Table Who Don’t Say Shit...
...but show up to the Black people meetings to complain about what white folks are and are not doing. You know who I’m talking about. And...
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Renese
- Aug 31, 2020
- 2 min
the temptation to leave new york.
Everybody seems to be doing it...or so they say. And here I am – paying $1,600 for a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn while my...
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Renese
- Aug 26, 2020
- 3 min
BAECATION on BLOCK ISLAND in the Age of COVID
Travel, anyone? We’re all hurting from not being able to travel in the way that we want because of the COVID. A simple walk to the...
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Renese
- Jul 31, 2020
- 2 min
Someone Stole My Air Conditioner
Right now, I’m writing this from my boyfriend’s apartment. The man has floor air units in each room. (He got money) And at this moment, I...
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Ismael Brown
- Jul 31, 2020
- 3 min
Give Me a Break, Chance
Chancelor. Chance. And let’s not forget about Lil Chano from 79thhhhhhhhhhhhh. One word, in respect of course my fellow black man…relax....
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Renese
- Jul 27, 2020
- 3 min
Can Black People Get Sunburned?
Yes. Yes, we do. And it can get bad. Like, really bad. I’m currently sunburnt, and it’s not the kind where the sun did a consistent burn...
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Renese
- Jun 27, 2020
- 1 min
Polite Ways to Tell People to Wear A Mask
Ok...so... I'm not trying to get you slapped out here in these streets. That's first off. This is in response to an NPR article of a...
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Renese
- Jun 11, 2020
- 2 min
Hey! Issa and Lawrence! Please Break Up...Again.
Insecure, Insecure, Insecure. The show has been on my mind every day since it was revealed on Sunday that Team Issa and Team Lawrence are...
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Renese
- May 28, 2020
- 2 min
Where Are All of The Black People in Gentrified Brooklyn? We're On Murals.
I was walking through Bushwick yesterday with my boyfriend. The weather was nice. Perfect, actually. Sunny afternoon. Cumulus clouds. Not...
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