ReneseSep 302 minTrump is the Real-Life Biff Who Needs His Ass Beat I’m literally talking about throwing hands. Knocking him out. Making him see colors. That kind of beating. Because there are just some pe...
ReneseSep 173 minRuby is The Black Folks with a Seat at The Table Who Don’t Say Shit... ...but show up to the Black people meetings to complain about what white folks are and are not doing. You know who I’m talking about. And...
ReneseAug 312 minthe temptation to leave new york.Everybody seems to be doing it...or so they say. And here I am – paying $1,600 for a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn while my doppelgan...
ReneseAug 263 minBAECATION on BLOCK ISLAND in the Age of COVID Travel, anyone? We’re all hurting from not being able to travel in the way that we want because of the COVID. A simple walk to the grocer...
ReneseJul 312 minSomeone Stole My Air ConditionerRight now, I’m writing this from my boyfriend’s apartment. The man has floor air units in each room. (He got money) And at this moment, I...
Ismael BrownJul 313 minGive Me a Break, ChanceChancelor. Chance. And let’s not forget about Lil Chano from 79thhhhhhhhhhhhh. One word, in respect of course my fellow black man…relax....
ReneseJul 273 minCan Black People Get Sunburned?Yes. Yes, we do. And it can get bad. Like, really bad. I’m currently sunburnt, and it’s not the kind where the sun did a consistent burn ...
ReneseJun 271 minPolite Ways to Tell People to Wear A MaskOk...so... I'm not trying to get you slapped out here in these streets. That's first off. This is in response to an NPR article of a simi...
ReneseJun 112 minHey! Issa and Lawrence! Please Break Up...Again.Insecure, Insecure, Insecure. The show has been on my mind every day since it was revealed on Sunday that Team Issa and Team Lawrence are...
ReneseMay 282 minWhere Are All of The Black People in Gentrified Brooklyn? We're On Murals.I was walking through Bushwick yesterday with my boyfriend. The weather was nice. Perfect, actually. Sunny afternoon. Cumulus clouds. Not...
ReneseMay 242 minBeing On Time for a Black Event is Rude...as hell. What's funny is that I knew this pre-COVID. I would never show up for a black birthday party, black fundraiser, black baby sh...
ReneseMay 123 minIf Rosemarie of 90 Day Fiance Can Kick A Man to The Curb, Then What's Your Excuse?Watching TLC's 90 Day Fiance? Of course you are because you're one of the cool kids! Then, you know who Ed and Rosemarie are. Rosemarie a...
ReneseApr 262 minOne-Question-A-Day During COVIDOK, So...My girlfriend bought me a thoughtful journal for my recent birthday titled ONE QUESTION A DAY. It's filled with questions for me...
ReneseApr 51 minWhat Are Clothes? And What Is Today?These are real questions. I did laundry the other day, and not a one article was clothing. NOT A ONE. I didn't realize how many sweatpant...
ReneseMar 231 minI Turned 36 in QuarantineToday is my birthday! And I spent it on the road driving from Miami to the Florida Keys with my girlfriends. The teal waters, laced sour ...
ReneseMar 132 minI'm Officially in QuarantineOk, So...I'm in the 14-day quarantine bubble because my boyfriend works on the same floor as Rick Cotton, the Head of the NY/NJ Port Auth...
ReneseFeb 172 minT.I. & Tiny Deserve Nice Things Except Boris & Nicole KodjoeI like T.I. & Tiny Harris. T.I. is my favorite rapper, and any time I'm in a karaoke bar, I hit 'em with "Rubberband Man," and it never d...
ReneseJan 262 minThe Other Type of HarassmentMany times, we think of harassment as only sexual. When the word surfaces, Harvey Weinstein, R. Kelly, and Russell Simmons immediately co...
ReneseJan 25 minIt's The Year 2020, and So Is Hindsight!Happy New Year! Someone once said, "Hindsight is 20/20..." ...And it caught on like wildfire. But who actually said it? Several Google se...
ReneseDec 13, 20192 minChaperone JenHappy Friday the 13th! Most people consider this to be an unlucky day, but me? Pssshtttt!!! It's the best day to catch up on horror movie...
